Showing posts with label football. Show all posts
Showing posts with label football. Show all posts

Monday, October 3, 2011

I'm in beast mode. #IGTR

Quite a few Rice students participate in the hallowed tradition that is college powderpuff.  When you show up to Rice as freshmen girl, by the end of O-Week you probably hear your fair share of: "YOU SHOULD PLAY POWDERPUFF" and "OMG POWDERPUFF IS THE BEST THING EVER."  And after hours of convincing you that "it doesn't matter if you're athletic or not" and "you don't even need to know how football works" and "we'll teach you everything you need to know,"  you'll follow a group of rabidly excited upperclassmen out to the IM fields for your first practice.

Every position takes its own  kind of skill and training to be sure, but there is something uniquely terrifying about being thrust into O-line as a freshman.  While the defense and receivers are cautioned against painful finger jams, someone will undoubtedly bring up that one time your team's o-lineman broke her nose or received a concussion.  Everyone quickly hushes that person.  You're not sure what you've gotten yourself into.

Of course the coaches and captains will spend a long time explaining technique and how to properly block so that you minimize the potential for injury, but all you'll really hear is:

But you soon get it down, and learn that blocking is not actually that terrifying.  Plus, you like that you don't have to catch passes.  You're really bad at that.  You're even feeling pretty good about yourself until your first game comes along. Then you get to the field and your first match-up looks like this:
It also doesn't help that the opposing team is holding up signs that say "CONCUSS HER" on their sideline.

Eventually though, you begin to feel satisfied when you hit a good block.  You learn to embrace the bruises.  Instead of freaking out about them, you comment on them when they turn a particularly cool color.  You don't get worried about those sideline signs anymore: no one's gonna concuss you, not even close.  You got 'dis.  You're in beast mode.

Friday, September 16, 2011

I Go To Rice. #IGTR

Hello.  I go to Rice.  I consider Beer Bike to be the biggest holiday of the year, even better than Christmas.  It's possible that I go to more Powderpuff games than I do Rice football games (although I will paint myself blue with zero hesitation to support my Owls).  I refer to the library as Club Fondy, and may even consider myself a member of Fondren College during finals period.  I am shamelessly enthusiastic about my academic interests.  Adults live in the same building I do, and I actually feel like it has enhanced my college experience.  I like to visit this magical place called the leisure pool.  I feel sorry for other universities with lesser "welcome weeks."  When asked where I am from, I respond with the name of my college.  A cheer is hardly complete without at least a little profanity.  My college is the best college.  I call cafeterias, serveries, and the university actually has to force me to leave campus once a week by shutting them down (otherwise I might never leave the hedges).  I am hardly phased anymore when naked people run around campus twice a month.  West Lot is an ungodly long distance from wherever I live, and I'd rather wait the seven minutes for the shuttle.  Heat and humidity is a given, but I still like to complain about it.  When it drops below freezing for more than a few nights in a row, I get a snow day.  My university's marching band defies all descriptions.  My goal in life during Owl Days is to make prospies love Rice as much as I do.  I am an Owl. #IGTR