Showing posts with label Fondren. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fondren. Show all posts

Monday, December 12, 2011

Unconventional procrastination. #IGTR

Finals: the time of year when everyone is trying so hard to stay focused, that they can't help but be distracted - where a five minute study break to check your Facebook turns into endless scrolling down the newsfeed.  In other words, the perfect breeding ground for memes.

This finals period, I noticed a lot of particularly funny memes spread through the Rice University interwebz.  Some were pretty generalized:

Evan A.


But soon, the majority of memes were based upon people's friends. 

Drew T.
Drew T.
Erika K.
Daniel E.

Drew T.
Graham W.
Graham W.

There were plenty more that I missed or did not collect here.  What were your favorite Rice memes from Finals '11?

Still studying?  Want to not be studying?  You can create your own Rice Owls meme here:
http://memegenerator.net/Rice-Owl

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

I've been Baker 13'd. #IGTR

Rice has this lovely little tradition called Baker 13.  It's likely you heard about it before you even arrived for O-Week: it's extensively chronicled by college guides and Wikipedia as an example of Rice's unique culture and crazy traditions.   Yet nothing can prepare you for what it's like to be Baker 13'd.

The first time that I ever witnessed the event was as a freshman during our college's first council meeting of the year (also called "cabinet" by lesser colleges).  Since our council convenes at 10pm, everyone, including the upperclassmen had forgotten about Baker 13.


But Baker 13 had not forgotten about us.


The run only had about six people on it, all dudes, and they ran straight into the middle of our council meeting.  As they yelled, "Join us!,"  we all just stared and/or averted our eyes.  Realizing that no one was about to get up, strip down, and leave council, they moved on to the next college.  But not without leaving us some lovely Baker 13 prints to remember them by.

This is how it usually goes, or at least in my experience.  Rice students will be burrowed somewhere: in their rooms, Fondren, practicing on an IM field, and be completely oblivious to the nude crazies rampaging around campus (it's easy enough to forget about, especially on the 26th).  When they emerge later that night, or even the next morning, they find that everything has been Baker 13'd.








Friday, September 16, 2011

I Go To Rice. #IGTR

Hello.  I go to Rice.  I consider Beer Bike to be the biggest holiday of the year, even better than Christmas.  It's possible that I go to more Powderpuff games than I do Rice football games (although I will paint myself blue with zero hesitation to support my Owls).  I refer to the library as Club Fondy, and may even consider myself a member of Fondren College during finals period.  I am shamelessly enthusiastic about my academic interests.  Adults live in the same building I do, and I actually feel like it has enhanced my college experience.  I like to visit this magical place called the leisure pool.  I feel sorry for other universities with lesser "welcome weeks."  When asked where I am from, I respond with the name of my college.  A cheer is hardly complete without at least a little profanity.  My college is the best college.  I call cafeterias, serveries, and the university actually has to force me to leave campus once a week by shutting them down (otherwise I might never leave the hedges).  I am hardly phased anymore when naked people run around campus twice a month.  West Lot is an ungodly long distance from wherever I live, and I'd rather wait the seven minutes for the shuttle.  Heat and humidity is a given, but I still like to complain about it.  When it drops below freezing for more than a few nights in a row, I get a snow day.  My university's marching band defies all descriptions.  My goal in life during Owl Days is to make prospies love Rice as much as I do.  I am an Owl. #IGTR